On the first day of denormalization, my design gave to me
a really fast-running query.

On the second day of denormalization, my design gave to me
2 less tables.

On the third day of denormalization, my design gave to me
3 more indexes.

On the fourth day of denormalization, my design gave to me
4 larger disks.

On the fifth day of denormalization, my design gave to me
5 brand new reqs.

On the sixth day of denormalization, my design gave to me
6 times the locking.

On the seventh day of denormalization, my design gave to me
7 longer updates.

On the eighth day of denormalization, my design gave to me
8 more requirements.

On the ninth day of denormalization, my design gave to me
9 invalid rows.

On the tenth day of denormalization, my design gave to me
10 delays deleting.

On the eleventh day of denormalization, my design gave to me
11 questionable queries.

On the twelfth day of denormalization, my design gave to me
12 lessons learned.